*Flips up glasses*

Sup?

*Drives off, leaving you in the DUUUST*

Okay I know things have been a bit slow, but work is sappin my sentry/will to write. Instead of trying to make any progress on my FAN FICTION I've been idly searching the net looking for perverted Touhou fanart, playing Rock Band (i rock the bass like Mio-chan!), and just being slightly mopey.

I blame it on a mild existentialist crisis I'm having. I think I've realized the absurdity of life and the fact that my job has turned into a Sisyphusian affair which causes each day to blend together into a droll mess. Give me a few weeks so I can learn to cope with and resist the absurdity of the world/pull a Camus and I'll be back on track with the fat girls, honest!

I'm going to work on either a chapter of Netherworld or CCT, whichever I post first will depend on which one I finish I guess. After that I'll be doing a private side project, maybe work on the Beach Resort story a bit, and hopefully get back into the groove of things with CCT.

If I don't though I blame it on the fact that Beatles Rock Band is coming out next week and I'm going to be all over that like Mario on spaghetti. And then THAT will lead me up to SCribblenauts HOLY CRAP.

Otherwise, if you don't hear from me or see me on AIM it's because I've grown tired of the daily grind and have run off to live in Mexico or Spain or something to escape suburbia before I GO MAD.

Well, I decided I'd do the results for the contest a bit earlier because I ended up with the 20 results necessary to make the choice, and because I miiight be busy later tonight. Anyway, it was done randomly for maximized fairness, so here are your FIVE winners!


FROM LOVE HINA, THE DRUNK PUNK, THE FOXY FOX WHO DRINKS WINE FROM THE BOX, KITSUNE
THE THIEF WHO STEALS HEARTS AND FOOD FROM THE COOLER, SHE'S GOT LEGO ROBOT MINIONS, TRON BONNE!
THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE DETECTIVE PRINCE, NAOTO SHIROGANE!
SHE REALLY LOVES MONEY, SKIMPY BIKINIS, AND TANGERINES, IT'S NAMI!
THE SUMMONER WITH THE EXTRA VOLUPTUOUS BODY, IT'S SHEENA FUJIBAYASHI!

Anyway, there we are! The five lovely winners will be totally like chilling the hell out of it on the beach. If yours didn't win, this won't be the last contest! I promise, I think. I like this concept too mcuh to let it go.

Anyway, I'll be working on it over the next week, so hopefully it'll be done by time I get back, or at least soon after.

NEW INFO NEW INFO

All right, here's a deal. If I can get up to 20 entries, I'll raise up the number of entrances accepted to 5. If I can get it up to 25, then six. Whether this is good or bad for your odds I have no clue, but hopefully it'll help things out some.

Meanwhile, my modem fried so it might take me a bit longer to check back on these sorts of things. HOpefully I'll have it fixed soon, but if not, the fic may be delayed slightly all things depending. Midnight Thursday is still the due date I'm aiming for.

THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
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All right, I've got some good news for me which means good news for all you guys. I've worked things out with my supervisor so I'm gonna be off on vacation out of town next week, from the 24th to the 29th at the beach far away from my crazy ass stepdad and stepbrother as well as all the suburbanite nutcases I serve at my job. Yeah, I'll be chilling the HELL out.

What does this mean for you? I'll be taking my lappytrop with me, which means I'll still work on my stories. However, I probably won't have wifi for this trip, and even if I do I probably won't be using it too much, I'll be out in the sun starin at fat azzes instead of sitting inside getting paler and creepier. But that doesn't mean that you all can't benefit from my absence!

As part of this to celebrate getting out of town for a week I'll be doing a short, 10-20-whatever page story, a big beach crossover. It'll be plotless, a huge lump of fanservice and comedy. So what does this mean for you?

Throw out a girl you'd like to see on this little beach trip. Just one. If I don't know her too well, I'll try and research her some. Anyway right before I leave I'll choose four at random for maximum fairness and plop them on the beach in the sand with a few... extra pounds to throw around.

I will say, this one will involve only characters from already existing series, no fan characters, just to keep things consistent, and because i like screwing with the creations of paid workers more than anything XD

But, and yes. Throw in your nominee, press your luck, drink the red pill, and next Thorsday night at midnight i'll choose the four in a scheme involving a drunken mouse, post it notes, and cheese. It'll be glorious.

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Good. Now for a twist, can you put that in HAIKU FORM?

Seven hundred pounds.
Too fat to walk and for clothes,
And she's a model?

(After seeing a Guinness world record episode on Gina, the world's fattest model, I set down this crazy dark road into TEH FATS)

Now share yours. FOR WOLVERINE!


Also holy Harley Quinn Lego batman is an awesome game. the levels drag on a bit and the puzzle solutions can be a bit obtuse at times but it's basically Batman the Animated Series: The Game: WITH LEGOS. And it's fun, so it can't be bad.

I spent fifteen bucks on it too. Techinically only seven, if you count that I got it in a buy one get one free deal. SNAZZY MAN.