10: The ability to prevent any comment shorter than 5 letters from being posted on my page.

9: Blocking people from other Deviant's pages aside from my own.

8: Bypassing late night maintenance so I can still look at fat girl pictures at four in the morning.

7: A high tech filter which turns any mature content picture I am looking at into a photograph of puppies and rainbows when anyone else is in the room with me.


6: Emoticons that don't suck.

5: An avatar twice the size of everyone else's.

4 Embedding low quality MIDIs in my DA page to make it seem even more like a late 90's Geocities page.

3: A free porterhouse steak mailed to my house every Friday.

2: 0.10 percent of every commission payment on the site.

1: Bypassing blocked comments. There must be so many awesome burns and trolls hidden and I want to see all of these wonderful little nuggets of drama.