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FIVE MORE FEATURES I WOULD BUY A SUB FOR

Sat Jul 4, 2009, 6:26 PM
5: Appointment on the DEVIANTART APRIL FOOLS PRANK SELECTION committee.

4: Youtube embedding. I want to put Youtube vids on my page, and I want it so that they can't be stopped by visitors. I hope you guys love Gay Luigi.

3: More journal feature moods such as "pissed at the world," "ready to strangle people," and "delightfully camp."

2: Baby chicken yellow with asphyxiation magenta trim color scheme.

1: Detailed explainations on the pages of banned DA members. They're banned, they screwed up, and I want to know what they did wrong so I can laugh at them/salute them for awesome troll action.

0: Fat girl bikini harem.

  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: Fire Emblem Medley - Brawl
  • Reading: AIN'T READIN SHIT
  • Watching: Yo mama's double chin waggle
  • Playing: No More Heroes
  • Eating: ICE CRAEM
  • Drinking: GAME FUEL YEEEARGH

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:iconbiffiea:
I agree, the delivery of a fat girl bikini harem would make a subscription a completely worthwhile purchase. But only if it came with at least three. Otherwise, rip off.

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The guilmon who morphs the world around him
:iconjeagerjack:
Forget the subscription, I'd let the DA staff come to my house and punch me in the stomach one by one for those features.
:iconzincspider:
The only one of these that I don't relate to is 2. Maybe cause I don't know what it would look like.

Now #1, I would pay just for that. It can fil my world with joy... at other people's exspenses!

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Time to have a little fun! If you replace 'little' with 'bloody' and 'fun' with 'GOREFEST EXTRODINAIRE!' that is! ~ O'Mally
:iconrandomnintendogeek:
Every ban has a story, but we'll never know unless they implement this feature :(

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420 write fat girls every day
:iconrandomnintendogeek:
XD Ouch

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420 write fat girls every day
:iconrandomnintendogeek:
Three is the magic number. I don't think it becomes a harem until three or more are involved.

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420 write fat girls every day
:iconzincspider:
But by telling the ban, won't DA have to ban itself for posting the kind of information that can get you banned?... my head hurts...

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Time to have a little fun! If you replace 'little' with 'bloody' and 'fun' with 'GOREFEST EXTRODINAIRE!' that is! ~ O'Mally
:iconrandomnintendogeek:
That's why you'd have to pay them for it XD

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420 write fat girls every day
:iconbblack2430:
it gets better each time
i love the banned suggestion

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The world's already such a cookie cutter clusterfuck of clones that the last thing we need is yet another copycat. Integrity is so rare in our universe these days. *Sigh*

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